Desperate ISIS Makes “urgent” Call To Arms. Gets Trolled By REAL Muslims



ISIS head Bakr al-Baghdadi, who was TIME’s second-place choice for person of the year and who was also held in a US jail in Iraq, recently released an audio clip claiming that neither the US’s nor Russia’s strikes had had any impact on his terror organisation.

He also threatened attacks on Israel, showing that Israel’s “humanitarian assistance to wounded extremists” program was an abject failure- at least for the stated objectives, anyway.

From Haaretz:

“With the help of Allah, We are getting closer to you every day,”al-Baghdadi told his Israeli listeners. “The Israelis will soon see us in Palestine. This is no longer a war of the crusaders against us. The entire world is fighting us right now.” 

The ISIS leader continued, “The Israelis thought that we forgot Palestine and that they had distracted us from it. That is not the case. We have not forgotten Palestine for one moment.”

He also said that Palestine would prove to be “a graveyard” for Israelis.

Despite claiming that ISIS was healthier than ever, he also called for more Muslim recruits. They were needed “urgently”, apparently.

In response to this call to arms, peaceful Muslims around the world have taken extreme measures… by trolling ISIS.

In a broad rejection of ISIS’s message, Muslims have replied with Tweets like the ones below:

Anjum Rauf Meer , “I urgently call upon every Muslim to join in ridiculing Baghdadi and his group of idiots.”

Jay Zadeh, “@iyad_elbaghdadi Sorry Amir al-Mushrikeen, I’m busy being a real Muslim, giving to charity etc. Also, your dental plan sucks.

Salman Anees Soz, “Sorry . This Muslim is just waking up. Needs coffee. Also, it’s Christmas weekend family time. Run along now. ”

Emir Hamidović , “@iyad_elbaghdadi damn dude…. I was on my way but then I saw the fuel prices. Send me money for fuel and I’m on my way.”

Placebo Domingo , “@iyad_elbaghdadi I have to masturbate before. Could take a while. My whole life”

Ali , “But then how will I watch all the upcoming Star Wars movies? Also I don’t like hanging with murderous psychopaths”

Al , “Sorry bruv. Not until Liverpool wins the league. Then after that we have the Champions League. Raincheck?”

Umar Aftab Butt , “@iyad_elbaghdadi sorry. Saw the tweet late. Next week, maybe?”



Sources: Zero Hedge, RT, Business Insider

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